What's that you ask? Did I just say a jar of wieners?
Why, yes, yes I did.
But they aren't just ANY wieners. No, no. They are Germany's #1 brand of "extra crunchy" wieners. [Is there any other kind?] That's right. Packed in brine and selling for the low, low price of $6.29.
Really? I mean, dare I say it...
WTH?!
Maybe it's just me, but I find this rather odd. And I'm not sure what is more disturbing to me: the fact that these wieners are in a jar; or, the fact that they are "extra crunchy" and packed in brine to boot.
Dude. Wieners should not be a jar. Nor should they be crunchy. Like, ever.
And come on now, $6.29? For FIVE crunchy wieners?
Seriously. No wiener is worth that. None of them.
But hey, it did make for an interesting trip to the grocery store. And a blog post. That's something.